A contemporary comedy about two people who meet just as their previous relationships have imploded in ugly fashion. In a desperate bid to reboot their romantic fortunes, they play fast and loose with the facts and ignore more red flags than you'd see in a Chinese Army parade in order to start something fresh with each other. Then, just 10 days into their new lives, the jig is u...。夜幕降临,资深刑警钟文(成龙 饰)接到离家出走许久的女儿苗苗(景甜 饰)的电话,他暗怀喜悦准时来到了正进行三周年店庆的武吧。武吧老板武江(刘烨 饰)热情地接待了他,但是酒吧内光怪陆离和乌烟瘴气的景象让钟文心生不快。稍后,苗苗抵达,眼见得纹身染发并且桀骜不驯的女儿,钟文尽量和颜悦色与女儿沟通,可当得知武江是女儿的男朋友时还是发了脾气。就在此时,一名民工为索要工钱带着炸弹入场,钟文出手不凡解决争端,可没过多久却被人用棒球棍打晕。
当他苏醒过来时,发现自己被人绑在椅子上,冷酷的武江宣布将其劫持为人质。有限的时间内,钟文不得不和这个狡猾凶狠的匪徒斗智斗勇,寻找逃脱的机会……。从小喜爱唱歌的白云虹带着梦想来到北京。在一次租房时,她遇见了同样怀揣北漂梦的车远军,两人因租房问题发生激烈争吵,结下梁子,却又互不情愿地成了隔壁邻居。生活的窘迫与现实的无奈,让两人的摩擦不断升级。直到一位书法家的出现,二人才在持续争吵中逐渐了解彼此,最终冰释前嫌,携手步入爱河。。